What Kind of Quarantiner are You: The Answers

 

        ‘Sup!

Here is one of two new responses to the post, What Kind of Quarantiner Are You?

        To put it simply, this is a response to a reader interview, meant to learn how people quarantine and hopefully made y’all laugh a little bit. The primary difference between this and any other interview, is you don’t know who this is (well I actually do but you might or might not.)

Y’all know how this stuff works. I ask a weird question, someone else responds with a hopefully equally weird answer. So, have some fun reading some person’s response to a reader interview!

Also, if anyone else want to fill out a google form and have there responses published as well, just click on this link!

So, without further delay, let’s see the interview!

Host: Samuel E.

Guest: Classified 

Q: During quarantine, what have you been spending the majority of your time doing?
A: Well, playing video games and playing outside.

Q: How frequently have you questioned your purpose in life in the past couple of months?
A: About 6 times.

Q: If you have siblings, have they driven you into insanity yet? Or have you driven them?
A: Well.............both.

Q: What TV show have you been watching most frequently?
A: Avatar the Last Airbender.

Q: What new hobbies have you developed? (I really hope someone says knitting.)
A: My cops and robbers ability.

Q: How many times have you been watching Netflix and then asked yourself, “Geez when did it get dark out?”
A: Never.

Q: How many days have you not taken a shower because, “Why does it really matter?”
A: Um... I'll pass on that.

Q: Exactly how many times have you slept past noon during quarantine?
A: Never.

Q: What is the most productive thing you’ve done during quarantine?
A: I started a business.

Q: What is the least productive thing you’ve done during quarantine?
A: Playing too much video games.

Q: What’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever said on a zoom call?
A: Nothing that interesting, except I named myself billybobjoejohn.

Q: How much do you LOVE this interview so far? Think very very hard before you answer.
A: It’s great.

Q: Did you know sloths only urinate once a week?
A: Yep.

Q: How would you describe your relationship with zoom?
A: A love hate relationship (leaning to the hatred side).

Q: How would you describe your relationship with masks? (Please keep your answer clean.)

A: !@#^%@#!$&@*@@&^^!%#$*@#@*$&$~$#%$#!%

Q: Has quarantine shown you anything about your personality that you didn’t already know? If so, what?

A: Not really.

Q: How much self-reflection have you done during quarantine?

A: Too much.

Q: Since quarantine, have you discovered that you’re introverted or extroverted?

A: Well, I’m both.

Q: This is the final and therefore most important question of the interview. Precisely how much do you like The Quarantine Corner? (You can answer honestly, because no one'll ever know who you are)
A: Well... I can't say anything cause I'm the founder’s brother sooo...........

-Samuel E.

Editor of TQC