What Kind of Quarantiner are You: The Answers

  

        ‘Sup!

Here is one of two new responses to the post, What Kind of Quarantiner Are You?

        To put it simply, this is a response to a reader interview, meant to learn how people quarantine and hopefully made y’all laugh a little bit. The primary difference between this and any other interview, is you don’t know who this is (well I actually do but you might or might not.)

Y’all know how this stuff works. I ask a weird question, someone else responds with a hopefully equally weird answer. So, have some fun reading some person’s response to a reader interview!

Also, if anyone else want to fill out a google form and have there responses to these questions published as well, just click on this link!

So, without further delay, let’s see the interview!

Host: Samuel E.

Guest: Classified (although it's actually incredibly clear)

Q: During quarantine, what have you been spending the majority of your time doing?
A: Reading, blogging, playing outside.

Q: How frequently have you questioned your purpose in life in the past couple of months?
A: Do you want to know?

Q: If you have siblings, have they driven you into insanity yet? Or have you driven them?
A: It goes both ways.

Q: What TV show have you been watching most frequently?
A: Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Q: What new hobbies have you developed? (I really hope someone says knitting.)
A: Blogging, keeping everything very neat/organized, writing.

Q: How many times have you been watching Netflix and then asked yourself, “Geez when did it get dark out?”
A: We don't have Netflix. (Yup. Go ahead and laugh.)

Q: How many days have you not taken a shower because, “Why does it really matter?”
A: I don't think I ever have.

Q: Exactly how many times have you slept past noon during quarantine?
A: Never past noon, but many times past 10 (that's late for me).

Q: What is the most productive thing you’ve done during quarantine?
A: started a blog, read the whole bible in a month, DHTU (Do Hard Things University), started (and ended) a business, sold lemonade, started making a replica of my street in Minecraft.

Q: What is the least productive thing you’ve done during quarantine?
A: Been lazy all day long.

Q: What’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever said on a zoom call?
A: The fact that it is taking me five minutes to think of something shows how boring I am on Zoom calls.

Q: How much do you LOVE this interview so far? Think very very hard before you answer.
A: It's actually been very entertaining, Sam! Maybe you DO deserve a raise for all the hard work you put into TQC's quizzes! 

Q: Did you know sloths only urinate once a week?
A: Yes, but did you know it takes them more than a month to digest food?!

Q: How would you describe your relationship with zoom?
A: Don't even ask. The mere mention of it makes me shudder. No, actually, it does!

Q: How would you describe your relationship with masks? (Please keep your answer clean.)

A: I used to not be able to stand them (I actually couldn't breathe in them - because I have asthma), but then my stupid lungs decided to get used to it so now I can stand it and don't really have much to complain about. I can't wear them for long periods of time, though.

Q: Has quarantine shown you anything about your personality that you didn’t already know? If so, what?

A: There is no way I can survive without real life people that aren't stuffed animals or real animals. ROBINSON CRUSOE, HOW DID YOU DO IT?!?!?!?!

Q: How much self-reflection have you done during quarantine?

A: Not much. I usually just complain to myself or God about why we are in this situation.

Q: Since quarantine, have you discovered that you’re introverted or extroverted?

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(Ahh, the power of copy and paste!)

Q: This is the final and therefore most important question of the interview. Precisely how much do you like The Quarantine Corner? (You can answer honestly, because no one'll ever know who you are)
A: Well if you add up all my answers for all of the questions, you know who I am. But anyway, I probably like it more than anyone else combined. ;)

-Samuel E.

Editor of TQC