What Kind of Quarantiner are You: The Answers

Hello everybody it’s Samuel E. here, presenting the responses to the interview: What Kind of Quarantiner are You!

One week ago I posted the quiz, built up of questions which are all related to quarantine (except that one weird one)! All the responses to the quiz are all going to be posted today, and they’ll hopefully all make you laugh!

This works pretty much the same way as the reader interviews. I ask a crazy question, and they answer it with an even crazier answer. The one main difference is you have no idea who these people are. 

If you still would like to fill out the quiz, it's not too late. You can still fill it out, and every Monday I’ll post the interview of whoever filled it out over the past week! You can fill out the form through this link.

So, without further delay, let’s see the interview!

Host: Samuel E.

Guest: We have literally no idea

Q: During quarantine, what have you been spending the majority of your time doing?
A: In past five months, I've really been doing a whole lot of sleeping.

Q: How frequently have you questioned your purpose in life in the past couple of months?
A: I've only questioned it a couple times. Per minute.

Q: If you have siblings, have they driven you into insanity yet? Or have you driven them?
A: I have on sibling, an between the both of us, we've really driven each other into insanity an equal amount.

Q: What TV show have you been watching most frequently?
A: Avatar

Q: What new hobbies have you developed? (I really hope someone says knitting.)
A: Well, recently I've been a lot more writing than normal.

Q: How many times have you been watching Netflix and then asked yourself, “Geez when did it get dark out?”
A: I've literally lost count.

Q: How many days have you not taken a shower because, “Why does it really matter?”
A: I have actually never done that, though I've definitely considered it.

Q: Exactly how many times have you slept past noon during quarantine?
A: Never.

Q: What is the most productive thing you’ve done during quarantine?
A: I got a decent amount of writing completed, read the Bible, built a huge Lego tower, and I also joined a new Baseball team. 

Q: What is the least productive thing you’ve done during quarantine?
A: Slept. Like a lot.

Q: What’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever said on a zoom call?
A: "Why do you always have a guitar in your lap for no apparent reason? Aren't you gonna like play something?"

Q: How much do you LOVE this interview so far? Think very very hard before you answer.
A: I'm sure I'm in love with it.

Q: Did you know sloths only urinate once a week?
A: I actually did know that (definitely totally 100% not because I looked it up or anything).

Q: How would you describe your relationship with zoom?
A: Sometimes I love it, sometimes I hate it.

Q: How would you describe your relationship with masks? (Please keep your answer clean.)

A: I would answer, but it is impossible for me to accurately describe my relationship with masks while still keeping my answer clean.

Q: Has quarantine shown you anything about your personality that you didn’t already know? If so, what?

A: I'm much more extroverted than I thought.

Q: How much self-reflection have you done during quarantine?

A: Quite a lot. 

    Now I have a few questions for you. 

    Did you know repeatedly banging your head against the wall really helps give deep self-reflection? 

    Also, staring into a small body of water does the same.

Q: Since quarantine, have you discovered that you’re introverted or extroverted?

A: I'd always thought I was a little bit introverted, but after quarantine, I learned I was actually much more extroverted than I thought. Evidently I NEEEEED people.

Q: This is the final and therefore most important question of the interview. Precisely how much do you like The Quarantine Corner? (You can answer honestly, because no one'll ever know who you are)
A: I think it's awesome! (Not just because I feel threatened right now)

-Samuel E.

Editor of TQC