What Kind of Quarantiner are You: The Answers

   

  Hello everybody it’s Samuel E. here, presenting the responses to the interview: What Kind of Quarantiner are You!

One week ago I posted the quiz, built up of questions which are all related to quarantine (except that one weird one)! All the responses to the quiz are all going to be posted today, and they’ll hopefully all make you laugh!

This works pretty much the same way as the reader interviews. I ask a crazy question, and they answer it with an even crazier answer. The one main difference is you have no idea who these people are. 

If you still would like to fill out the quiz, it's not too late. You can still fill it out, and every Monday I’ll post the interview of whoever filled it out over the past week! You can fill out the form through this link.

So, without further delay, let’s see the interview!

Host: Samuel E.

Guest: We have literally no idea

Q: During quarantine, what have you been spending the majority of your time doing?
A: Reading. Then again, I spend about 75% of my time reading. Enough said.

Q: How frequently have you questioned your purpose in life in the past couple of months?
A: Oh, I don't know. Estimated answer? 10,000 times ( a week ).

Q: If you have siblings, have they driven you into insanity yet? Or have you driven them?
A: Are you kidding? Between the two of us, we ARE insanity.

Q: What TV show have you been watching most frequently?
A: Project Mc2.

Q: What new hobbies have you developed? (I really hope someone says knitting.)
A: I REALLY like cross-stitching and diamond painting.

Q: How many times have you been watching Netflix and then asked yourself, “Geez when did it get dark out?”
A: We don't watch a lot of Netflix (although last night we did watch on that website and suddenly it's like 9:30) but I totally know what you mean.

Q: How many days have you not taken a shower because, “Why does it really matter?”
A: My swim practice has just opened up, so I have to at least rinse off that chlorine....

Q: Exactly how many times have you slept past noon during quarantine?
A: I don't believe in sleeping in. I'm usually up and reading anywhere between 5:30-6:00 in the morning. Even if I stay up until almost 11 at night.

Q: What is the most productive thing you’ve done during quarantine?
A: Swimming (even though I just got back).

Q: What is the least productive thing you’ve done during quarantine?
A: Stare at the wall. Yep.

Q: What’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever said on a zoom call?
A: I really don't say much... But probably "What in the world--no, the UNIVERSE--did you say?!?!?!"

Q: How much do you LOVE this interview so far? Think very very hard before you answer.
A: I think it (VERY) interesting and fun.

Q: Did you know sloths only urinate once a week?
A: No. I didn't.

Q: How would you describe your relationship with zoom?
A: Well.....I hate being on camera, but I can actually talk to people, so more like a love/hate thing?

Q: How would you describe your relationship with masks? (Please keep your answer clean.)

A: I'm actually pretty fine with wearing them, except when it gets too hot.

Q: Has quarantine shown you anything about your personality that you didn’t already know? If so, what?

A: I am NOT a totally social person but... I. Need. People.

Q: How much self-reflection have you done during quarantine?

A: Tons. Looking at the wall for several minuets can really motivate you to change your point of view... It's also weirdly relaxing.

Q: Since quarantine, have you discovered that you’re introverted or extroverted?

A: DEFINITELY introverted.

Q: This is the final and therefore most important question of the interview. Precisely how much do you like The Quarantine Corner? (You can answer honestly, because no one'll ever know who you are)
A: I LOVE IT! :) ALL. THE. WAY!!!!!!!

-Samuel E.

Editor of TQC