Q: When was the last time you watched Scooby-Doo?
A: Never
Q: What is a rough estimate of how many times you’ve hit your head against the wall during quarantine?
A: 50
Q: When was the last time you talked on the phone with your grandma?
A: Yesterday
Q: In the past three months, how many times have you spent more than 5 hours in a row watching YouTube?
A: Never
Q: How would you describe your relationship with giraffes?
A: Idk
Q: If your eyes could be any color of your choosing, what color would you choose?
A: Blue
Q: During quarantine, how many times have you slept past noon and then went back to sleep because there is nothing to do anyway?
A: 1
Q: In the past few months, how frequently have you been bored to death?
A: Every hour
Q: What is the name of your favorite first, second, or third cousin?
A: They’re all my favorite
Q: Have you been weirded out by this interview yet? If not yet, you will be soon.
A: Not yet
Q: Are you a harmonica player?
A: No
Q: When you get tired of a zoom meeting, have you ever turned yourself on mute and said some pretty questionable things?
A: No
Q: How many vowels are in your sibling's middle name?
A: 8
Q: What is the seventeenth letter of the alphabet? (If you don’t know, there’s nothing to be ashamed of)
A: Q
Q: What is your third favorite animal?
A: Manatee
Q: Exactly how many pounds have you gained since the beginning of quarantine? If any less than ten, you clearly have incredible self-control.
A: 2
Q: If you were to lose one vital organ, which one would it be?
A: 1 Kidney
Q: What time did you wake up today?
A: 9:15
Q: List the top three most productive things you have done since quarantine started.
A: Joined a new baseball team, Read the whole Bible in 18 days, and built a huge LEGO set
Q: What is the strangest thing you have ever asked your parents for that you can remember?
A: Idk
Q: If you had a pet of your choice, and you could name it whatever you want without anyone judging you, what would that name be?
A: LEGO master
Q: Is this the best interview you’ve ever seen? Think VERY carefully before you anwer.
A: One of the best

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