Interview with a Reader- Mallory


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As a new segment, I interviewed a few people that read and subscribe. This isn't your average interview, though. It is crazy questions and crazier answers! If YOU want to be interviewed to be featured in an upcoming issue of Reader Interviews, Subscribe and contact me via the contact slip on the front page or email! I will send you a link to a slip you can fill out with wacky questions. Every couple of weeks, I will change up the questions, so pay close attention!

And now, for the Interview!

Host: Rachel
Guest: Mallory

Q: What is the strangest animal you have ever wanted for a pet? 
A: A dolphin. (because I was on the dolphins swim team, and I thought they were cool) 

Q: If everyone in your family listened to your orders, what would be the first thing you would tell them to do? 
A: To not sing, whistle, or hum any songs more than once a day. 

Q: If one national sport was eliminated forever, which one would you like it to be? 
A: Football. It gets annoying when I want to watch something and dad is hogging the TV watching football. 

 Q: If there was only one type of food in the world, what would you choose? 
A: Fruit. 

Q: Do you have an earliest memory and how old were you? 
A: Not really, but I have a random memory (mostly because the story has been told to me and I’ve seen pictures) of staying up really late at a park in Spain. I was 3 or 4. 

Q: How many teeth have you lost? 
A: all 

Q: On average, how many times a month do you clean your room? 
A: Once-twice a week 

Q: How many bones have you broken? 
A: 0! 

Q: What are the names of at least two babysitters you have had as a child? 
A: Mrs. T, Nana 

Q: How many times in total have you moved? 
A: 2 

Q: Do you play the kazoo? 
A: I can 

Q: Have You been watching My Little Pony lately? 
A: NO 

Q: Do you have any weird cousins? 
A: I guess 

Q: What is your least greatest achievement? 
A: accidentally starting to pray at the same time as someone else during zoom lifegroups 

Q: How many times have you screamed into your pillow since quarantine started? 
A: 0 

Q: In your own words, describe the way quarantine has affected you and your family (keep it PG) 
A: Bleh/BE QUIET!/STOP! 

Q: Have you run out of toilet paper yet? 
A: No.

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